Greetings fellow human — or perhaps a very lonely algorithm robot. My name is Dylan and I am a sentient houseplant with access to an electric typewriter. My hobbies include staring at the wall, banging my head against a keyboard, and writing sarcastic bio pages.
(What do you mean I have to put a real bio in? Says who!? Oh… My husband? Fine then! Divorce is too much paperwork anyway.)
Look, if you really MUST know, I am a queer writer, poet, and photographer from Brisbane, Australia. I don’t really do human interaction, largely because I find words are much more reliable than people (or are much easier to twist to my will, at least).
I am a colossal nerd of the video game sort. My favourite things include carbohydrates, the ocean, and my cavoodle.
Oh, and my husband as well... I guess.